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IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU

Year 2025
Runtime 113 mins
Language English
Alberta Premiere
Showtimes
Sep 21
8:00 PM Globe Down
Sep 27
9:15 PM Chinook 12

Producer Ryan Zacarias will be in attendance at the September 21 screening.

Mary Bronstein’s sophomore feature, IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU, follows the success of her cult-classic feature debut, YEAST, and has been filling major festival lineups (Sundance, Berlinale, SXSW, TIFF) with the right amount of anxious energy. This visceral and mordant portrayal of motherhood is bound to remain a highlight of the year and is likely to continue earning Rose Byrne (BRIDESMAIDS; SHARK, CIFF 2021) accolades for her career-best performance as a woman teetering between humour and hysteria.

With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Byrne), struggles to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Countries

United States
Awards
Best Lead Performance, Rose Byrne, Berlin International Film Festival 2025
Festivals
Berlin International Film Festival, Karlovy Vary International Film Festival, Sundance Film Festival, SXSW Film & TV Festival, Toronto International Film Festival
Director
Mary Bronstein
Executive Producer
Mary Bronstein, Rose Byrne
Producer
Sara Murphy, Ronald Bronstein, Josh Safdie, Eli Bush, Richie Doyle, Conor Hanon, Ryan Zacarias
Screenwriter
Mary Bronstein
Cinematographer
Christopher Messina
Editor
Lucian Johnston
Cast
Rose Byrne, A$AP Rocky, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Ivy Wolk, Daniel Zolghadri, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein